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These are famous, funny, or just completely retarded quotes from FS members. Please PM me if you want something added, do not post!!!!
Erix920 said:
if you masterbate 20 times a day you wouldnt make it outside, when you sqeuse the handle, you'll pass out
can i get a link to skill? thx man
Erix920 said:
beter off saying a fuckin squirrel
{I LOL'd IN RL AT THIS 1}
WW3 & Fatman said:
[19:43] TheWorldWarIII: Look at her pussy and call it a squirrel
[19:44] BatmanACC: lol alright one sec lemme hop in the shower spread her legs and tell her that her pussy is a squirrel!

ERIX920 (again)
Dear park water
i dont drink that shit becasue theres always deer pissing and shuttin in my water
 
It means like.. "Im bad at a game can you post the download link to a hack"

and

What are you talking about? I didn't double post..
 
z0mg erix again - i randomly recieved this

Dear park water
i dont drink that shit becasue theres always deer pissing and shuttin in my water

can i just post ALL IRC logs i have?
 
mophez : I ll give you sex
xxxbr3ndanxxx : ehh, now you are a woman ?
mophez : I wish i was , I would suck my own pussy.
 
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Code:
http://support.steampowered.com/cgi-bin/cafesupport.cfg/php/enduser/msg.php?p_sid=1&p_lva=&p_li=&p_title=Cmon%20Erix&p_msg=%20Whats%20up%20with%20the%20forum?%20

Code:
 you stick yours ass out and shake your hands

Code:
thanks for not fuckin me big time
 
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from Tarantino

Tarantino said:
we just started unit in bio...sexual reproduction in humans... so today we were labeling diagrams....and so like we ware on male part.... she didnt want to label parts on overhead so she just wrote the defenitins...(teacher i mean) and for part # 11 she didnt say it outloud so she just started writing the def and this kid asks "what was 11?" she starts laughing..and says "did u just want me to say it?.. Penis!" ... and kid was actualy serious cuz he didnt look at the diagram.,..
Tarantino said:
teachers reactin was mad funny
 
Erix920

[21:25] CJ [ WorldWarIII ]: I mean like honesty based mainly.
[21:25] erix920: ohhh
[21:25] erix920: so more like
[21:25] erix920: "Did you steal that scrunchy?", "Well yeah, what if I had a random blow job and needed to throw her hair up?"

: sometimes i think my mom is helen heller, i asked if the thing came right out the oven (lasagna), and she didnt say a thing, me being a genious picked up the tray or whatever it was, and i burned my hands with a fuckin 375 degree dish.. my mom gets up shes like "What's that noise?" and I say, "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT CAME OUT OF THE OVEN!!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA - Love head, DC
 
This thread has much potential.. if there are people there, IRC is usually quite amusing :D
 
Enjoy this 1 :D
WWIII said:
29. What's the last dream you can remember?
Some crazy shit involving a squirrel....

41. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping, or being called and don't remember it....

42. With who ?
Me and a squirrel
 
Echo419 says:
Make a Run for It
ERiX920 says:
dude i couldnt
ERiX920 says:
i picked up the bat
ERiX920 says:
and was like
ERiX920 says:
you want a war, come get it
 
ERiX920 rofl
ERiX920 my game was trippin
ERiX920 cops came lol
Echo419 lol
ERiX920 my friend slide into home right
ERiX920 and the he was safe by 3 feet
ERiX920 and the ump called him out
ERiX920 kids dad started yelling n shit
ERiX920 so the ump threw him out
ERiX920 he was off to leave
ERiX920 and three guys from the other team jumped him
Echo419 ok...
Echo419 QUOTE OF FS!!!!!
ERiX920 NO
ERiX920 lol
Echo419 lawl
 
[18:57] erix920: css works 1--5
[18:57] erix920: 100%
[18:57] erix920: btw
[18:58] Echo419: gdgd
[18:59] Echo419: lol ww3 likes your quotes

What now bitch?
 
No, my old one was hella fucked up, so I merged my old 1 with this new 1....
 
[19:09] erix920: YOU OK ARE YOU OK YOU BEEN HIT BY YOU BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
[19:09] erix920: 10000 dollas all mine
[19:09] daveb3301: what
[19:09] erix920: hm?
 
[18:00] ᇅZOMGᇅ - Vasuki: I love you <3
[18:00] erix920: what
[18:00] erix920: why

[18:00] Echo419: installing.....
[18:01] erix920: a nigger?
 
*** (9:26:46 PM): wow that chick is not fuckin hot lol
SourceUnknown187 (9:26:55 PM): I know
SourceUnknown187 (9:26:55 PM): lol
*** (9:27:12 PM): haha i wouldnt fuck her with dooms dick
*** (9:27:32 PM): lol
This 1 is hella tight :D
 
READ FROM BOTTOM UP..
MADE ME LAUGH!!


[1 Minute Ago 11:12 PM] 1NOOB: lol end?
[3 Minutes Ago 11:09 PM] 1NOOB: heaven on earth + god = the creation of evil (equivalence in life (aka . light-darkness,cool-hot...))
[5 Minutes Ago 11:07 PM] LaGgY_42o: steam + burning in hell = heaven on earth
[6 Minutes Ago 11:06 PM] 1NOOB: all my problems solved + steam = alot of probs again
[7 Minutes Ago 11:05 PM] LaGgY_42o: assasination - 2 life sentences for george w douch = all your problems solved
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] 1NOOB: 2 life sentences = something normal for george W douch
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] LaGgY_42o: dieing and jail........priceless
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] LaGgY_42o: dead baby = dead wife = 2 life sentences
[9 Minutes Ago 11:03 PM] 1NOOB: shitty floor cause of a baby = dead baby
[9 Minutes Ago 11:03 PM] LaGgY_42o: clean floor + shitty baby with no diapers = shitty floor
[10 Minutes Ago 11:02 PM] 1NOOB: shit on the floor + soap = clean floor
[10 Minutes Ago 11:01 PM] LaGgY_42o: baby - diapers = shit on the floor
[13 Minutes Ago 10:59 PM] 1NOOB: sex - condom = baby
[15 Minutes Ago 10:56 PM] LaGgY_42o: dick + pussy = sex
[21 Minutes Ago 10:51 PM] 1NOOB: potatoes + tomatoes = pomatoes
[25 Minutes Ago 10:47 PM] LaGgY_42o: dam im bored
 
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