WorldWarIII is 18

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WorldWarIII

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Yeah, it's true... I already applied for a credit card. :D

Now for some porn, lotto tickets, and a strip club lol.
 
Congratz... and rushil i have been buying alcohol since i was 15 xD no one gives a shit where i live lul
 
Well, I have my GF's brothers, they're both 21 and like me. So I can get alcohol anytime I want :D
 
Fuck getting a fake id... all tho i have one... passes the UV test thingy to... but yeah i live in some bogan town and they would sell alcohol to a fucking 5 year old... lol...
 
Well alcohol yea, alcohol haha, come live in south Africa and you can buy anything, and i mean anything when your fucking 5 (ie. heroin, cocaine, weed (ahem yea weed is in your cigarettes already), just got to worry about aids man (sleep in a condom and you should be safe), and you will be lekker man.

Well sorry to bring this county down so much but theres a lot of good here and just about as much bad here, seen as so im german. South africa still rocks i guess haha.
 
I can get anything I want from my gf's bros... They're 21 and like me... and like me when I'm drunk too :D
 
Happy birthday! Is it too late? Ah well, welcome to all the porn, clubs and spending sprees (via CC) you could ever want. But yeah, australia kicks arse for alcohol. Funny story, walked in with a mate when I was 17, got asked for ID, showed them my licence which is legit and they go, "yup, all fine"... I was like.... wtf... :D
 
Happy birthday! Is it too late? Ah well, welcome to all the porn, clubs and spending sprees (via CC) you could ever want. But yeah, australia kicks arse for alcohol. Funny story, walked in with a mate when I was 17, got asked for ID, showed them my licence which is legit and they go, "yup, all fine"... I was like.... wtf... :D

haha yeah when i sell smokes i just look at the ID for the camera's :p
 
YAY! buy porn!! FTW!!! or FTE!! (for the erection!!!) any way happy 18 birthday i hope you got laid like the rest of us on our 18 birthday ;)
 
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