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Sweet Tooth

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."



Black Eye

A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an
escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt
was stuck in the crack of her a*** So I pulled it out, and she turned
around and punched me in the eye!"

"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get
the second black eye?"

"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I
pushed it back in."
 
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