Stuipd Questions, Stupid Answers

[Megumi]

This is a game thread for the forum, ask a question ans give a REALLY stupid answer the the question above, Here, I will demonstrate and start.

What do you do when god gives you lemons?
Have sex with your girlfriend.

How do you play sniper?
You defuse the bomb.

How to fix steam servers busy error?
Go buy the game.

How do you throw a grenade?
Pull the pin and stand on it

How does I shot web?
You drop a balloon

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Now to start it:

Why does this gun not work?

 

[.ISO]

You're holding it the wrong directction. You are pointing at your self.

How do you snipe a bird?

 

[Megumi]

You throw a white phosphorus grenade.

What color is my name?

 

[Ray]

Green? Dark Green....
And why did you want take over the world ( freesteam forum ?)

 

[Reflector]

Green? Dark Green....
And why did you want take over the world ( freesteam forum ?)

Think you missed the point of the game Ray .

Q. And why did you want take over the world ( freesteam forum ?)
A. Because Valve loves us to pieces!

Q. What happens when you light a cat on fire?

 

[Megumi]

The cat implodes.

Where is your hat?

 

[coolcast]

A: up in my closet (I guess, or I lost it :S)
Q:Why when we put our headphone in our pockets and take them out after a few minutes or hours they come out all knotted??

 

[Megumi]

Because the sniper shot a grenade.

Why is your car door open?

 

[.ISO]

Because ure grandma just stick her ass to take a shit out the car.
Why is pacman a fag

 

[Megumi]

Because god gave you lemons.

Where did your pants go?

 

[tarantino]

take a seat and shut the fuck up.

 

[.ISO]

no u

 

[tatootian]

no u

RKF raged?

 

[tarantino]

this taliban operative has nothing else to do apparently, but quite frenetically he loves to be enraged at mere age of 13

 

[maqzek]

srs, wot de fok is dis gay game about? is not even a gaem, pls?

 

[popcorn1]

Q:why dont people like pacstaem?

 

[Megumi]

A: Cause your mother shot a moth with a rocket... I think.

Q: Why the fuck am I even here?

 

[Reflector]

A. Because WWIII hasn't banned you yet

Q. What happens when your penis and vagina touch each other?

 

[.ISO]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO I knew someone would ask that question.
A.Your grandparents were born.
Q.Who is the best artist in the history =P

 

[rushil01]

this is such a gay thread tbh