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Erix920 said:if you masterbate 20 times a day you wouldnt make it outside, when you sqeuse the handle, you'll pass out
can i get a link to skill? thx man
{I LOL'd IN RL AT THIS 1}Erix920 said:beter off saying a fuckin squirrel
WW3 & Fatman said:[19:43] TheWorldWarIII: Look at her pussy and call it a squirrel
[19:44] BatmanACC: lol alright one sec lemme hop in the shower spread her legs and tell her that her pussy is a squirrel!
Dear park water
i dont drink that shit becasue theres always deer pissing and shuttin in my water
can i get a link to skill? thx man
hugz`: do you even know what cal stands for?
Jb: cs american leagues
hugz`: ROFL
Tarantino said:
we just started unit in bio...sexual reproduction in humans... so today we were labeling diagrams....and so like we ware on male part.... she didnt want to label parts on overhead so she just wrote the defenitins...(teacher i mean) and for part # 11 she didnt say it outloud so she just started writing the def and this kid asks "what was 11?" she starts laughing..and says "did u just want me to say it?.. Penis!" ... and kid was actualy serious cuz he didnt look at the diagram.,..
Tarantino said:
teachers reactin was mad funny
[21:25] CJ [ WorldWarIII ]: I mean like honesty based mainly.
[21:25] erix920: ohhh
[21:25] erix920: so more like
[21:25] erix920: "Did you steal that scrunchy?", "Well yeah, what if I had a random blow job and needed to throw her hair up?"
: sometimes i think my mom is helen heller, i asked if the thing came right out the oven (lasagna), and she didnt say a thing, me being a genious picked up the tray or whatever it was, and i burned my hands with a fuckin 375 degree dish.. my mom gets up shes like "What's that noise?" and I say, "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT CAME OUT OF THE OVEN!!"
WWIII said:29. What's the last dream you can remember?
Some crazy shit involving a squirrel....
41. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping, or being called and don't remember it....
42. With who ?
Me and a squirrel
: DDye said:I sucked my friends balls
This 1 is hella tight*** (9:26:46 PM): wow that chick is not fuckin hot lol
SourceUnknown187 (9:26:55 PM): I know
SourceUnknown187 (9:26:55 PM): lol
*** (9:27:12 PM): haha i wouldnt fuck her with dooms dick
*** (9:27:32 PM): lol
[1 Minute Ago 11:12 PM] 1NOOB: lol end?
[3 Minutes Ago 11:09 PM] 1NOOB: heaven on earth + god = the creation of evil (equivalence in life (aka . light-darkness,cool-hot...))
[5 Minutes Ago 11:07 PM] LaGgY_42o: steam + burning in hell = heaven on earth
[6 Minutes Ago 11:06 PM] 1NOOB: all my problems solved + steam = alot of probs again
[7 Minutes Ago 11:05 PM] LaGgY_42o: assasination - 2 life sentences for george w douch = all your problems solved
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] 1NOOB: 2 life sentences = something normal for george W douch
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] LaGgY_42o: dieing and jail........priceless
[8 Minutes Ago 11:04 PM] LaGgY_42o: dead baby = dead wife = 2 life sentences
[9 Minutes Ago 11:03 PM] 1NOOB: shitty floor cause of a baby = dead baby
[9 Minutes Ago 11:03 PM] LaGgY_42o: clean floor + shitty baby with no diapers = shitty floor
[10 Minutes Ago 11:02 PM] 1NOOB: shit on the floor + soap = clean floor
[10 Minutes Ago 11:01 PM] LaGgY_42o: baby - diapers = shit on the floor
[13 Minutes Ago 10:59 PM] 1NOOB: sex - condom = baby
[15 Minutes Ago 10:56 PM] LaGgY_42o: dick + pussy = sex
[21 Minutes Ago 10:51 PM] 1NOOB: potatoes + tomatoes = pomatoes
[25 Minutes Ago 10:47 PM] LaGgY_42o: dam im bored
READ FROM BOTTOM UP..
MADE ME LAUGH!!
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